Lonely, and Desperate Man Robs 7-Eleven With Klingon Weaponry

There are some stories that fall directly in your lap, and leave a smile on your face. Kind of sounded wrong. Anyway, this sad/funny but true story comes out of Colorado Springs.

I’m guessing it was like any other evening for two dudes working at 7-Eleven. Arguing about who actress they’d rather get with, Megan Fox, or Jessica Alba. Then an event would occur that could perhaps scar these two gentlemen for quite some time.

A white male, in his 20’s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans entered the premises. Anyone with a mask is generally a red flag when you work at a convenient store. If they pull out a Klingon blade then you can start to panic.

The two guys working at the convenient store, instantly recognized the Klingon weapon as what is called a “Batleth”. All the masked Klingon warrior wanted was cash out of the register.

This Is The Weapon The Assailant Used To Rob A 7-Eleven

Funny, I always assumed Klingons were about the thrill of battle, and taking the fight to your opponent. Not snatching money out of a register, and probably making off with a bag of Corn Nuts. Sad indeed.

[via: TheDenverChannel]