Sign Of The Apocalypse: 09/18/08

Today’s Sign Of The Apocalypse is credited to MSNBC.

‘Your mission, if you choose to accept it is to infiltrate the Knoxville Museum of Art, and dismantle a nuclear warhead in a blue plastic cow in the basement of the museum….this message will self-destruct’. This was the message that Richard Anthony Smith received from his secret organization.

Smith was found in an air duct of the Knoxville Museum of Art, because he was stuck and needed to call the police to get him out. When the police arrived and found Smith in the duct, his only words were, “Mission failed”.

When the police pulled him out of the air duct, this were Smith’s exact words, “special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931″. He said he had rappelled into the museum from a helicopter.

Smith was charged with aggravated robbery. The insanity plea might be a good option, if he’s a good enough actor.